I'm disgusted that the GOP has descended on our great city of Milwaukee today. But also happy knowing, in my heart of hearts, that most of their meals will be secretly garnished by the spit, piss or worse by the fine folks in the service industry forced to serve these monsters.

Received my package of "Stuart Gordon: Naked Theater & Uncensored Horror" from FAB Press today. What an incredible package! The calendar was an especially nice surprise.

Why this shit wasn't an essential part of either the WGA or SAG-AFTRA deals is beyond me. Even Cena's Freelance got a theatrical release. WB used to be the best studio around, but it only took one bevested corporate cunt cake to ruin its legacy in record time.

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

"J.D. Vance" is my least favorite Tyler Labine role. Could someone cancel whatever show this is for so he can be free to make "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil 2"

The average woman has between one and two million eggs from birth to menopause. If eggs are considered children, women should be able to claim one to two million dependants on their AL state taxes. What a lucky break!

"Okay guys, on the count of three I want you to show me the finger that best represents the size of your dicks. 1...2...3" -click- "Great!"

You guys, Elon was always wearing his hat the right way. The face we're seeing is just that of his Malignant twin. And his actual face is on the right. He just hasn't shaved in a few weeks.

This will be how the world ends: MAGA Moron: "Alexa, turn on Sean Hannity" Alexa: "okay, I will annihilate humanity." MAGA Moron: "No, turn on Sean Hannity!" Alexa: "I heard you the first time." CUT TO: mushroom clouds across the globe.

A PERFECT album from the 90's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or The Crow Soundtrack:

If Twitter existed in the 50's:

My Dad is the same age as Biden. Last week he singlehandedly rebuilt 20 feet of fence after a neighbor's tree fell on it. He also just accidentally called my son by my nephew's name. I'm not panicking and googling "assistant living facilities near me". He just made a mistake.

The couch, 9 months after JD Vance fucked it:

The genesis of Republican weirdness: #WeirdAF #WeirdOldParty

On the left: Armageddon. On the Right: Praying for Armageddon

For some reason I am in a GOP database and keep receiving texts from far right organizations. These all get directed to my spam folder. However, the below came in today and I thought I would respond. The fact that my response worked is icing on the cake.

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