me after telling everyone i’m deleting all my socials

They acting like they seen all the social commentary and don’t want to get voted off the island.

It better not rain a single weekend this summer with what we’ve had to deal with this winter.

WHAT ABOUT THE ORANGE MAN IN THE CIRCLE OFFICE

him and his extended family are about to be next years winter coat

the switch up of these monkeys is crazy

What's Zohran's plan to get me a snow day from my remote work-from-home job tomorrow? Do I need to email Rama?

DOUBLE DUTY

Hey so it turns out heaven is real and we all live there and New York City is the greatest city in the world, have you guys heard about this ??

that’s so sad

WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNNNNN

i bet the bed they share has his skid marks all over it, this man’s nasty

bro why is spotify being annoying the last day

where’s the sit down w harr Zane Lowe

what the fuck

i asked for zane low not brittani fucking broski

what do u mean harry knows about raya

why does he look good in elf ears

guys wait he’s so funny

brittani broski i’ll give it to you this time