creative office doing creative things. #ALLCAPS

this is amazing. thereisnopagefold.com #uxlife

one of our interns is using a TI-83 and i'm just feeling like it's 1997 again and i don't know how i feel about it.

throwing it back to last halloween when Tansy girl rocked her Party Animal costume. WeRateDogs Aslin Beer #HappyHallowen

seat mate jfk—>sfo just peeled her grapes one by one and consumed only the flesh. potential serial killer situation developing.

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imagine marrying someone only to find out they're the type of person that leaves 1-star reviews for a product bc the package arrived later than expected.

as a non-GoT watcher, mondays are like being in a country where you don't speak the language and can't find the bathroom.

summer is cool bc chicks get to enjoy the sweet, sweet sounds of their thighs rubbing together when they walk around.

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“am i hungry or bored?” — the title of my quarantine memoir.

let's get Gayle King as moderator. if she can handle r. kelly stand up and cry, she can handle this orange imp. #debates

Chris Wallace now feels the pain of women in meetings.

Indians trade Lindor and Cookie, browns with likely more covid cases, I stubbed my toe walking upstairs...

facebook is so weird. it's the only place where it's ok to respond with "i like it" when a friend's loved one dies. i swear, in real life, i won't give you a thumbs up when i hear your dad dies.

one of my coworkers called me the "Queen of Darkness" this morning. it's one of the nicest things anyone has ever said. <3

when your persona planning spirals out of hand and suddenly, sheila, the 35-yo mother of 2, has a meth lab in her basement. #uxlife

have any designers out there purchased magicsketch.io? loving the trial, but the website is shady as hell and not sure i'm interested in giving them my cc number.

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