Aziz Ansari Retta "What do you do to Treat Yo Self?" #BetterTownHallQuestions

Can't wait for tomorrow when I get to exercise my patriotic duty as an American: Complaining about how long it's taking to VOTE.

Rock the Vote! Or if you're middle-aged with a sentimental side, Easy Listen the Vote!

“Brasky Buddies: Import scotch. Export salad. Vote Brasky! To Bill Brasky!” Mark Rivero

Tonight we finally find out if the adage “Once you go black, you never go back” holds up.

12 Tips for a Happier Home, Adapted From Nursery School: It's such a cliche to say that "I learned everything I ... huff.to/WCo258

“Charlie 👑🐀: You've been eating pigeon all day and loving it.” Mark Rivero

“Hobo Problems: working on my recyled cans collection...still not big enough #hoboproblems” Mark Rivero

Do you suffer from the "Sunday blues"? I don't, but know several people who do.

“@Hoboproblems_: When your mansion of boxes collapses... #hoboproblems”Mark Rivero

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“Alan Garner: IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, come sit with me and we can make fun of people together.”@StevePacer #YourTeam

“Brasky Buddies: Brasky has a camouflage business suit. He is taking corporate headhunting to the extreme. To Bill Brasky!” Mark Rivero

“Bill Murray: I'm going to clean my house today...and by cleaning, I mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.”Mark Rivero

YES! Mark Rivero Theresa Marie RT “@parksandrecnbc: The ultimate #TreatYoSelf vine.co/v/hvWwpKqKLZn”