Unless you're Abbachio.

@BraidsAndScars Sounds... somewhat familiar. I'm sure it'll come to me. Can I help you?

@BraidsAndScars ...Ah, that's why the name is familiar. But there's no need to thank me. I was just doing, you know, the right thing.

This Christmas, if your dad is mistreating you, you can have mine. Please. Take him away.

@BraidsAndScars Well, everyone deserves to make their own choices. But thank you. I'm happy to know they're doing well.

I'm going to get Josuke an empty box for Christmas so he can feel the disappointment I feel when I see him.

@WhiteSatinBlues Abbachioc.

@WhiteSatinBlues Says the guy with like, half an egg for a hat.

I try not to drink to excess anymore, because household objects have a tendency to turn into animals when I do.

One time I turned all the toilet paper into snakes. I mean, it was funny, but. No toilet paper.

"Giorno why did you turn the seat cushions into raccoons?" I don't know, I was drunk. I'm 15. Leave me alone. I'm problematic.

I like to keep a mirror above my bed so the last thing I see before I sleep is something beautiful.

Hah, just kidding. I don't sleep.

Who doesn't love long plane flights so you can spend time with your nephew and his girlfriend who is also your bodyguard? Really... great.

Morioh is a nice place, at least. Nobody's ever tried to kill me there. Yet.

And I am, naturally, extremely charming, so therefore I must be very cold as well.

People always ask "Giorno, how did you get to be a gang boss at only 15?" And I punch them. For thinking they have the right to speak to me.

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No Mista, I'm not changing Il Passione to Illin' Passione.

Why, I'm the nicest guy I know. I'm sure many would agree.