Shams reports Wendy’s in talks to finalize blockbuster deal sending Wendy Portrait, Baconator Combo, Dave’s Double Combo, Asiago Chicken Ranch Combo & a Chili to be named later to Burger King for BK Kids Club prospects Wheels, Kid Vid, Boomer & 3 Italian Chicken Sandwich Combos

I either make 8,000 of the worst posts you’ve ever seen on the tl OR I open my Notes app and go into a fever state then days later find shit like an incomplete autobio recounting of the final year of my Wiggerdom (2004-2005) using Disco Elysium narration devices

YOU - Okay, my body is ready. Let's do this. (Try some speed.) ELECTROCHEMISTRY - You raise the bottle, close a nostril and inhale *furiously*. The rush is almost immediate. It tastes bitter and caustic, and stings a bit inside your nose. YOU - Mamma mia!

I’ll take the steak and lobster… and for the lady, a 300 mg adderall

me off 300mg adderall trying to act casual

There’s always someone doing this to mine

Found a bunch of blank lotto tickets in the pocket of a jacket I haven’t worn in months (the one in my pfp)

One of my special skills is I put crackheads at ease so they start arguing around me about whether Fredrick Douglass could spell “narcissism”