Gave 1M to a judge and after winning the case, he gave me 2M bribe coz l threatened to release a video of him taking my bribe

Creatives, do not be corrupted by comfort.

Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.

2 days ago I named my wi-fi "Hack it if you can" and today it was changed to "challenge accepted"🥲

Teacher: your parents have paid your school fees this morning, you can go back to the class. Me after I’ve contributed money to cook rice at my friend’s place :

Doctor: your test results are out Me: please make it quick… I don’t have all day Doctor: how did you know?

Most mammals are born with a "budget" of one billion heartbeats; the faster you spend them, the sooner the clock runs out. Modern medicine lets humans cheat that limit, but a slow resting heart rate is still the ultimate biological insurance policy!

The way Tunde Onakoya went from most loved to most hated needs to be studied 😭

We published a paper on using machine learning to predict the risk of flooding in low-resource environments. You can read the pre-print here:

Genz are accepting Jesus Christ massively all around the world, a generation that loves God.

first Nigerian doctor to fly private jet to a job... I miss the middle east sha... NHS, England will never!🤣

😂😂😂

Claude: Just say go, and I will generate the code Me: Go Claude: You have reached your free limit

Love & Time

When my friends are roasting me and I see the easy target laughing:

I had to use my Samsung to zoom in & enhance the quality of this image so y'all can observe with me, abeg where ruth dey invest her money, i for like join her.😂