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TheSaint

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รณbumล„รฉmรฉ?? (@obumnemetg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a governor of Anambra, every senior prefect in the state had a direct contact with Governor Peter Obi. Why? He wanted them to report what was wrong in their schools directly to him, if you call him, he would personally come and check it out. The manโ€™s humility and simplicity

Maxvayshiaโ„ข (@maxvayshia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This 6-year old boy, the first child of his family (a humble background), i just discovered has been keeping little monies his parents had been giving him. His aim - to get these low quality 12k smartwatches. Now, what caught my attention is less of his longing for things a bit

Maxvayshiaโ„ข (@maxvayshia) 's Twitter Profile Photo

NEVER take sound health for granted. Everything you pray for everyday, none of them would make any sense in the absence of sound health. Sound health should be one of your first prayer points daily.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. ๐Ÿ™ When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

ODOGWU OF ABUJA๐ŸคŸ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ’ฏ (@icekied) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My friend lost his wife this afternoon around noon. We took the wife to the hospital together because he had to sit with her at the back while I drove them to the hospital. She was energetic even joking with her husband that he was too afraid,the ride to the hospital was fun

ODOGWU OF ABUJA๐ŸคŸ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ’ฏ (@icekied) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sometimes I wonder what life really is about. This is a woman that has gone through tough roads with her husband,just as soon as things starts picking up for the man. Death snatched her away from him. It's really a black Tuesday. I ask again,what is life really about.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I do have a shameless apology to make to Nigerian women. "What can I buy for my boyfriend?" If I've ever trolled you for buying boxers, please forgive me. Buy these men boxerrsssssss. ๐Ÿ˜ญ Your Nigerian men partners treat boxers like leg chain. It doesn't come off. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I do have a shameless apology to make to Nigerian women.

"What can I buy for my boyfriend?"

If I've ever trolled you for buying boxers, please forgive me.

Buy these men boxerrsssssss. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Your Nigerian men partners treat boxers like leg chain. It doesn't come off. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you sit beside us in the church, at work or in public transport - the stench from your crotch seeps out. We perceive it. It has one of the most unique male-universal musty smell. It smells like feinted hydrogen sulphide. Your 3-days boxers is the culprit. Change them. ๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everytime your woman gives you head - she walks away with crunchy pebbles all thanks to the good graces of your sandy balls. Sometimes those pebbles are mushy chocolate, because your ass is waterphobic. Wash your bumbum, you dirty bastard. And change your fucking boxers. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The agenda I wanted to set this morning was that bros that's sewing 1 cloth for $300K But you Nigerian men have bought market today. You nasty pigs.๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Those stupid boxers you currently have on - if they fling it into a running stream, 40000 fishes will float up dead instantly. Imagine a penis from that nastiness inserted directly into a woman. Pity your partner, you dirty pig. Odogwu paranran with biweekly boxers. Ewww.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Take off your shoes and look at your ankles - then look at your elbows. Ashhhhyyy. Dear Nigerian men, Using lotion doesn't make you gay. Skincare doesn't make you gay. Flossing doesn't make you gay. Changing boxers doesn't make you gay. You're just a nasty musty boy.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Nigerian men, Cusp your hands, blow breeze inside, then smell it immediately - you see as it slapped you? Now you see what your partner is kissing. Your toothbrush never connects with your premolars & look at the nasty layers on your tongue. And you're a CEO ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Nigerian men, When your partner contracts BV or any STI & she's taking medications - you're supposed to take that medication too. For some of these issues, you're asymptomatic - and you stand higher chance of reinfecting her. You're causing the fishy smell. ๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When you come back from a day's work, wash your hands. Before you finger your partner, wash your hands. Keep your nails short. After peeing & swinging your penis, wash your hands. Some of the men you shake in business meetings have pee remnants on their hands. ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Nigerian women, When you want to give head, make sure it isn't to a dirty boy. Dirty boys don't deserve head. When you dip your head downwards, inside his boxers should smell like fresh clothes. If it is smelling like locust beans - crush his ego, tell him.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Nigerian men, Clip your toenails. If God wanted to create you as a wild animal, he would have. When you bath, wash in between your toes. Your feet shouldn't be having crust. Some people are bricklayers by J.D, You're a bricklayer by personality. You dirty pig.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Nigerian men, All your lives, you've been lied to. Fertility issues aren't gender specific. Men do have biological clocks. The quality of your sperm peaks at 30, subtle decline in your 30s & significnt decline in your 40s. Your sperm can cause pregnancy complications ๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The dirtiest group of Nigerian men you'll meet are the tech bros. Those stupid hoodies they wear on zoom calls have never seen the walls of a washing machine. That's also why they love black shirts. There's no kind of fastfood takeaways you won't find under their desks.

๐Ÿ‘‘S.A.L.A.K.O๐Ÿ•Š (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Nigerian men, The towels in your bathroom aren't factory fitted to the walls. Honestly, if you try and pull them - they'll come out. Wash them. Change them. Stop hiding your filth behind black towels. The towel for your body is different from the towel for your face.