"I miss my daughter"

Me: "hey balance is important." Warriors of light: "lol perish, thot." Also warriors of light: *almost get overwhelmed by primordial light* Me:

"If Thancred marries Chezah, does that make this Ryne my grand daughter??"

KICKS DOWN THE ROOF "WE MEET AGAIN, MORTALS!!"

"Shadowbringers is about restoring balance. Shadowbringers is, thus, the Sophia expansion."

"Joining my cult is joining balance. - BALANCED DIET - HEALTHY WORK/PERSONAL TIME SEPARATION - BALANCED SLEEP SCHEDULE Join me now!!"

Unukhalai: "I have six kids but only three chairs, what do I do?" Elidibus: "build three chairs." Me: "kill three kids."

"Mmm? Yes, I am indeed /that holy being over here/."

"I am bisexual, because therein lies the true balance."

She is wearing a tight shirt with "MILF" written on it. "Do you mortals like my new garments? Thancred said it looked very good on me!! ...I wonder what it means, though?..a foreign language perhaps?"

"YOUR GODDESS AWAKENS!!"

// due to technical difficulties, this account will now exclusively speak through the use of Thanos quotes

"All astrologians are cancelled."

"Remember to slaughter a warrior of light for each ascian you end!! ...balance."

"....am I a...boomer?"

"Oh goodness I just found out how to turn my tomephone back on!! Mortals and their technology, nowaday!!"

"Hello fellow mortals how do you do??"