It’s Funky Tie Friday here at HQ! Let it never be said that our family here at Goddard is all work and no play. However, we would like to formally state that bolo ties aren’t funky. We’ll let it slide this time, but make an effort next week. #SorryNotSorryColonel -Love, Cutter

All Press Is Good Press! #AlsoSinceElonMuskTriedToComeForUs #DontThinkWeDontKnowYourGameElon 😁😁😁

Wow, some of our followers have a Very Active Imagination! Someone had their morning chai!! #ImNotSeeingTheReceipts #HatersGonnaHate

“Inquiries about the crews Hephaestus... = Blocked”. It’s company policy!

We at Goddard are very excited to premiere our new promotional piece, masterfully created by our Head of Graphic Design Julia . Julia, considered your contract renewed for the time being! #TheBiggerPicture

Goddard Futuristics Approved! 😁😁

Look how adorable!! Oh, it looks like something right out of our history books! 😁😁

Another Funky Tie Friday approaches, Goddard crew! Not counting Colonel Kepler’s first sick day in a decade, the turnout last week was phenomenal! Let’s see that same spirit tomorrow, people! #ThatMeansYouColonel - Love Cutter 😁😁

Special Projects Supplemental - Our department won last week! Lets see if SI-5 can keep up this time. ☺️

Elon, you’re just doing this now? Sorry the memo missed you some... well, fifteen years ago! But, baby steps! Wait until you figure out all the cool tricks you can do when you [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] and directly connect the uplink to [REDACTED]. It’s like a whole new person!

Couldn’t agree more! Wise move, kids! #StillBehindTheGame #ButWeAreHappyForYou !

Look at all of our dazzling employees! What a crazy gang.