Me to my kid “how come your nose is wet? Your nose runny?” She says “oooohhhhhhhh I cried yesterday” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 idk why that made me laugh so hard but it did 😂

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAT BRO! His face literally grosses me out more than anyone on any season of love island ever. So cringe. So gross. 🤮 🐀 🤮 🐀 #LoveIslandGames

I’m sorry but joking around with a 3 year old and telling her you’re going to throw her down an escalator so both of her legs break, is wild fucking shit bro. The fuck kind of human are you

Ohh. And you’re gonna tie a shoelace around her neck huh? Yeah. You need HELP! You need to be in a crazy hospital.

I’m bout to become a smoker again. Holy fuck

Someone gimme a fucking vape

Also what kind of fucking person whistles IN A VEHICLE!!? Do you have any kind of HUMAN DECENCY?

I need a weed pen and a nic stick

For someone to really pull out a tuna fucking sandwich in a fucking vehicle on a 6 hour drive. The same person I’ve been bitching about for hours. I’m gonna go crazy. I hate my life so bad

Last time I’ll even be put in this position

Stop talking with your fucking mouth full you’re literally spitting everywhere and I’m gonna throw up on your fucking face. On purpose

Nasty af bro

I fucking hate people bro.

Old people especially bro. Take a fucking shower. You been in the same clothes for 2 fucking weeks and you fucking stink

Your sandwich smells like you

I’m too pregnant for this I’m gonna throw up

I’m so sorry for all the stray animals in this rain 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

You can be a non believer of God, that’s fine, but you don’t need to post negative things about him? It’s weird

My sister. I’m talking about my sister.

Ugh I just fucking love Wrigley 😭😭😭