“ I mean . . only if you’re down for it. Just don’t be too surprised with how far down a hole a goblin is capable of delving. ”

“ IT’S HAPPENED‼️THE END TIMES ARE UPON THE HORIZON‼️SAVE ME BEFORE SAVING YOURSELF‼️”

“ WELL WHY DIDN’T YA START WITH THAT⁉️Had me damn near convinced the raids were upon us. —I still have flashbacks. ”

🍖: Still coming out of a brain funk so please don’t expect novel length replies or looong RPs at this time. 🖤 They’ll return soon. 😌

ㅤ “ The entire vill— wow. Do you hear yourself right now.ᐣ Consider me flattered, didn’t know I was such a hot commodity. But can ya handle it.ᐣ ” ㅤ

Ya’ gotta THRUST❗️Size doesn’t matter, stretch it like ya mean it‼️

“ Hmph. You sound so sure of yourself. Well, Princess or not I expect an entire uh . . . nesting wing and unlimited kitchen access❗️Yeah— And a BIG bed. ”

ㅤ Goblin breeding rituals can be a bit shocking to any outsiders unlucky enough to interrupt. It’s a test of physical and mental endurance, sometimes going on for upwards of ten hours. And the sheer depths of depravity . . . It’s enough to make a clergyman cry. 🖤 ㅤ

“ I mean. Fair. ” Jasper stood vacantly for a moment, collecting his thoughts. “ . . . Carry meeeee‼️” He threw himself down, letting his body go limp and crumble into the dirt.

ᅠᅠ “ MEHHHGH‼️SO TIRED‼️ I couldn’t get comfortable all night, no matter how many times I tossed and turned. Bunch’a thoughts goin through my head I guess. ” - He’s completely oblivious to the arrow lodged in the back of his head - ᅠᅠ

Jasper holds his arms out in front, keeping the panicked Gob at bay. “ Ay.ᐟ NO TOUCHIN’‼️ I’m already grumpy as is, BugBear. I don’t need anything, I’m fiiine. It’s just a migraine. ”

“ PFFBT. You’re overreacting again. It ain’t nothin’ but a mosquito bite. Just a lil swelling, it ain’t no biggie. Now if it was a bee? Then we’d have a problem. ”

🍖: Gotta run to the store, my hair dun’ donked my shower drain > . > The price you pay for long hair and a multi-step routine …

“ Whaaaat did I doooo.ᐣ It’s jus’ a bug.ᐟ ” Jasper pats her head, a worried look on his face as the arrow extends outward.

Int’s a dump stat. Only dummies put important stuff in their head. Think about it, if someone’s out to getch’a they’d go for the head first.ᐟ

Goodbye friends. It’s been nice‼️

“ Hey.ᐟ The itching stopped.ᐟ Thanks HunBun, I didn’t know you were good with bug bites too. Ya never cease to amaze me. ” A dopey smile stretches across his face, hardly a single coherent thought inside his head.

ㅤ ❝ ʙᴀʙᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ. ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʀᴇ ꜰɪᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ㅤ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ’ʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ㅤ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ. ᴛᴏᴏ ꜰʀᴀɢɪʟᴇ. ❞ ㅤ 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 ㅤ 𝐒𝐎 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖⁉️ ㅤ

My brain’s been so disconnected from NSFW and sex RP lately. Is it possible to be all sex’d out.ᐣ Twitter RP is heavily NSFW focused so…yeah. I’m still doing stuff behind the scenes when I have the spark~ ✨

🍖: Writer had to take an immediate hiatus due to health reasons but things have been improving. 💖