dick is funny as hell.. but pussy is where it starts to get serious

"There's plenty of fish in the sea" Me:

I think that breakfast should honor traditional values, that lunch should be progressive, and that dinner should be transgressive, and many theorists agree

DATA: Some kind of ray or field, or maybe a particle, is just fucking our shit up severely, captain. PICARD: I want that ray, field, or particle contained.

reckon my googlepgoto account is trying to hit on me; tried searching "vintage pin-up" and it just showed me a bunch of pics of myself

yearning like a fucking loser

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

been missing work cos my back's been too kooked, please have a look in my store and buy something if you'd like🙏 (151 designs and climbing) tee.pub/lic/goatwang

It’s not gay to jerk off with your buddies which is why I never got into it

please help, speedy is doin it very tough rn🙏 cash app: $jpreader venmo: @JP_Reader paypal: @jpreader gofund.me/951a9de7

the concept of "cringe" rly cursed the children to a life of fearful repressed tastelessness

girls when they realize they can only meet someone where they're at

any little bit helps, please chuck a bit in of you can🙏💕

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

who up wuthering they heights