Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God"

This is me every morning rn...

This all it take fr

Another irritating day lol

hoy es el único dia q puedes retuitear esto

Me whenever someone stares at me for too long.

WHEN YOUR JOB SOMETIME MAKES NO SENSE BUT YOU STILL NEED MONEY

I wanna get drunk and play some pool

YouTube is down?!!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY DINNER WHEN YOUTUBE IS DOWN?!?!?

let’s get this bread

Everyone at work did Dutch runs and didn’t include me … I’m never getting anyone Dutch again

It’s an evil world 🫩

Tipsy on a Wednesday night, ready for a side quest

"I am thinking of taking leave" Your abusive boss:

Every Hispanic kid growing up

Mario Barrios’ corner after sending him back in the ring with Ryan Garcia every round

“I can't wait to have fun on my day off” me on my day off :

I need a break from everyone

There is unlimited power in believing things will work out even if you don't know how or when.