Please don’t allow us to fuck up for 5 years instead of 3

Cal Baptist is the worst team I’ve ever seen make the tournament

I apologize

Chalk Madness

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

“Calm down, it’s the first inning” “Don’t overreact to small samples” “Try to enjoy it” Buddy I don’t play fantasy baseball for enjoyment it I play because I hate myself

Major League Baseball shortstop for the Kansas City Royals, Bobby Witt Jr., has officially been received into the Catholic Church, receiving the Sacrament of Confirmation in Texas. Image: Fr Zack Burns

The Chase DeLauter Experience

Following closely. Go Guards.

Waking up to find out Chase DeLauter homered again

Twins suck

That’s a huge early season road trip win for the #Guardians. 4-3 versus Mariners and Dodgers? Take that all day.

Happy Home Opener #GoGuards

Kids Eat Free When Red Sox Win

Who is gonna tell him

Fantastic effort from Chase Mayer in his second start of the year 👏 7 IP | 6 H | 2 ER | 0 BB | 3 K | 84 P/59 S #ShakasUp

This app shouldn’t be free

FanDuel is a book dumbass

The Cleveland Guardians are calling up former No. 1 overall pick Travis Bazzana, sources tell ESPN. Bazzana, 23, hit .287/.422/.511 in 24 Triple-A games this season and will take over at second base for a Guardians team that's a half-game back of first in the AL Central.