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Langston the Gatherer

@gnomadlangston

he/they / gnomad / mapmaker / pirate / @wimblystickly’s older twin brother / disdainful father of 33 (originally 37) gnomelings

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calendar_today25-08-2022 01:16:01

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a daring escape indeed! it turns out that the island of gnometuga was infested with keeblers, so my crew and i have taken to the sea once more. we are in a raft now, but fear not! we shall return to the enchanted forest with our spoils and tales soon

a daring escape indeed!
it turns out that the island of gnometuga was infested with keeblers, so my crew and i have taken to the sea once more. we are in a raft now, but fear not! we shall return to the enchanted forest with our spoils and tales soon
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as my crew and i drift across an endless and motionless sea, we’ve been pondering the spelling of our most applicable phrase: it’s so ____

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day 1,207 lost at sea. from the few messages i’ve received from gnomes back home it doesn’t seem like that much time has passed back in the enchanted forest…

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If there’s 1,000 alcoholics Im one If there’s 100 alcoholics Im one If there’s 10 alcoholics Im one If there’s no alcoholics Im gone.

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the amount of times i will randomly drop “oh yeah _____ happened in gnome twitter” or “we have ____ in gnome twitter” is alarming to my peers whom i converse with because they do not understand the intricacies of gnome twitter 😔

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was wandering around late last night in a drunken stupor when someone waved a lantern in my direction and shouted “who goes there!” dude i don’t even know who goes here i’m lost

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it’s comforting to know that through all the shifts and changes in the enchanted forest and the beings within, the one constant is that we will always be at war with the keeblers

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gnomies is 2’2 tall i just got laughed at by a group of goth gnommies in platform boots and they called me little guy am i really a little guy

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just remembered i’m supposed to be doing pirate stuff. check out the new fit!! (i colored my hat black and idk if i can get this dye out or what it means for my livelihood)

just remembered i’m supposed to be doing pirate stuff.  

check out the new fit!! (i colored my hat black and idk if i can get this dye out or what it means for my livelihood)