Langston the Gatherer @placeholderaen gnomecliff Our flag means teeheehee yahoooooo!!! 🍄☘️🐿️🎄🍄

I FOUND MY CREW (i’m starting to think someone or some THING found gnometuga before us gnomes)

How I feel trying to slide out of my gf’s arms without waking her so I can play madden

1984 is an allegory for finals week

this is truly a Runescape crocodile moment

a daring escape indeed! it turns out that the island of gnometuga was infested with keeblers, so my crew and i have taken to the sea once more. we are in a raft now, but fear not! we shall return to the enchanted forest with our spoils and tales soon

as my crew and i drift across an endless and motionless sea, we’ve been pondering the spelling of our most applicable phrase: it’s so ____

day 1,207 lost at sea. from the few messages i’ve received from gnomes back home it doesn’t seem like that much time has passed back in the enchanted forest…

If there’s 1,000 alcoholics Im one If there’s 100 alcoholics Im one If there’s 10 alcoholics Im one If there’s no alcoholics Im gone.

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the amount of times i will randomly drop “oh yeah _____ happened in gnome twitter” or “we have ____ in gnome twitter” is alarming to my peers whom i converse with because they do not understand the intricacies of gnome twitter 😔

gnomes secretly run the world, we’re the gnominatti

was wandering around late last night in a drunken stupor when someone waved a lantern in my direction and shouted “who goes there!” dude i don’t even know who goes here i’m lost

chilling under these is why Gnomes have no hate in their heart

it’s comforting to know that through all the shifts and changes in the enchanted forest and the beings within, the one constant is that we will always be at war with the keeblers

logging onto GnomelyFans:

gnomies is 2’2 tall i just got laughed at by a group of goth gnommies in platform boots and they called me little guy am i really a little guy

just remembered i’m supposed to be doing pirate stuff. check out the new fit!! (i colored my hat black and idk if i can get this dye out or what it means for my livelihood)

*cracks gnome knuckles (gnuckles, if you will)* time to open up enchanted excel spreadsheets and game the stock market