Thank you for your page Miss Curry. Am so proud and nervous to be contact by Senior American Official!! We Myanmars dealing with so many big error this week, we’re difficulty to concentrate on small ones.

We’ll do!! Sebastian Strangio currently have the mug. Mr Strangio, could you kindly send mug to Ms Curry when you’ve finish with it??

No, I’m think is NOT seat left symbolically empty for Aung San Suu Kyi

Not only Our Corrections Department but all staffs of newspaper joining CDM today!!

Our Corrections Department working under Short Staffs and other pressures these day!! That’s why, if we’ve to publish Fake News, we put in golden box like this.

Competition Time!! Please to spot odd one out:

CORRECTION: Correct caption read “Traffic policewoman showing 3 finger salute while empty civil servant ferry passing by”

I’m regret to inform that Our Correction Department can’t keep up with many numbers of corrections needs in newspaper. That’s why, we have new policy to inform gentle readers when something is correct. All other is mistake.

Our GNLM Correction Department are upgraded gold box to official “Bullshit Box”. All other page are just ordinary Fake News. (Except is true about Taikkyi, my girlfriend’s native!!)

Bullshit box speak truth!! All false news in today issue of newspaper.

CORRECTION: Since this is bullshit, we should have put inside gold Bullshit Box. Error is regretted!!

“To protect people from all dangers”

irrawaddy.com/news/burma/115…

Tatmadaw and Myanmar Police Force personal, who’ve only tank, machine gun and stun grenade, have bravely confronted demonstrator with very dangerous fire extinguisher, umbrella and some chilli sauce (hot one, not sweet one).

CLARIFICATION: Other countries mean Syria and North Korea

Is metaphor

Correction: This have nothing to do with pagoda opening

Grade: F Must to repeat study.

Sorry for lack of my posting long time as I’m very depressing, so much mistakes for our Corrections Department to handle with few staffs. But today I so proud my Opinion accepted to publish in newspaper!! I’m discuss about philosophy and ethic and even robots.