ready to pour one out for gnja (Gabriel lopez) again.

Gen Z college grads expect to earn more than $100,000 at their first job, per ZipRecruiter.

Old sentimental shit

Clicked and clacked for an Economics degree.

Season 2 episode 8 of Andor, Greatest Star Wars content ever. Move over clone wars Move over prequels Move over sequels you were shit anyways, Give the writers and directors of andor the franchise for the love of fuck.

I’m getting paid helping people create retirement plans and this motherfucker is CGI’ing a face in a toilet and blowing shit up. Life is. It fair

Ok well, I’m going to be for real. The only reason I don’t say this with confidence is because of a handful of people this place has given me. So if I did not get those people. If given the option I would have gone back and picked another school.

I was on a phone call with a prospect while they were playing, technically a sub on this team but I am more like their accountant.

Just a PSA, start the journey now.

Happy Father’s Day. We all came from balls.

27 years on this earth. Thank you for the fun times.

Can we be for real

My boss wants me to join him on our radio show. I can’t wait to speak about why freja makes Overwatch 2 awful to play on a finance radio show.

Got another promotion. Investment strategy coordinator—> Director of business development. (My secret-Stay later than everyone else show up early than everyone else) I’m beyond stressed out with these new responsibilities but I am truly blessed to have been given this

Still trialing for last spots in these titles for Collegiate. In person and Online opportunities available. Rocket League SSBU Call of Duty Overwatch Marvel Rivals

Roll the dice on what role I play this season, even I don’t even know.

Welcome Parker “Lyte” Lewis. We are stoked to announce our first signing for our Marvel Rivals team. Parker brings an incredible wealth of experience to Warner with his work ethic, his passion and leadership. He isn’t done winning championships. Welcome Lyte. College Rivals ↗️📈

Welcome Sean William Momentum Mikel Cooper as our second Marvel Rivals Signing. Sean recently placed 5th in the most recent MRI Playoffs under Ego Death. From Overwatch to Rivals, Sean has many LAN wins and top placements in Collegiate. Welcome everyone's favorite support, Momo.

Gotta vinyl player in my office. Gonna be looking at stonks thinking I’m solving nuclear fission.

Welcome Ismael “WedTube” Montero to our starting lineup this fall. Ismael is the top support player from LATAM he is also a national champion swimmer. He hails from team Costa Rica. We are excited to have him join us. His work ethic and kindness is contagious. Pura Vida! 👑