In today's #vatniksoup, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (Elon Musk). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives. 1/24

Kash Patel’s colleagues are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. More than two dozen people she spoke with described his management failures and conduct that could harm national security. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…

Fed Chair Powell, “There is effectively zero net job creation in the private sector”

Statement from The Atlantic:

The U.S. government has to refund $166 billion in tariffs, PLUS interests. Trump said he would be paying Americans checks from tariffs and eventually even replace the income tax. So now not only are you not getting DOGE checks after he cancelled DOGE, you’re not getting tariff

Release the unredacted unexpurgated Epstein Files. Surely there must be one copy out there that the Justice Department hasn't shredded.

I hope that nigga drake know i’d take a bullet for his ass on god

Tell that fuck nigga to wear pglang merch

DRAKE - ICEMAN MAY 15 2026

I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT IRAN NEVER HAD ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ WAS ALREADY OPEN BEFORE TRUMP STARTED THE EPSTEIN WAR 🤷

Draft pick names inside 🧊

Attorney General Ken Paxton Launches Investigation Into Major Music Streaming Platforms, Including Spotify and Apple Music, Over Potential Bribery Scheme: texasattorneygeneral.gov/news/releases/…

Attorney General Ken Paxton Launches Investigation Into Major Music Streaming Platforms, Including Spotify and Apple Music, over payola schemes:

it’s so over for you Kendrick Lamar

“Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein” YES!

MAY 15 - ICEMAN HEAD TAPS COMING 💀🔫

ICEMAN MAY 15TH

Iceman = 📀 📀

Aaron Rupar This may be the single dumbest regime humanity has ever produced.