My kids have gotten into magic cards…anyway I relearned it from 1995 and just rocked a mana flare/city on fire/fireball for 24 damage on turn 4. #mtg

Why the differences in IV experiences at hospitals? Some put it in your wrist, some top of hand, some in your elbow, some don’t hurt, most do…and they’re always searching around trying to “find a vein.” Bro, you should definitely know where veins are if your job is stabbing them

A nice feature of my tune “Cross Roader” on Motor Trend’s show Car Fix! Fun fact: the section here actually has 8 subphrases and they used 3,4,5,6,7,8 in order so that the cadence landed right on the scene switch. Cheers Radical Rob and Unified Sounds!

Hey fellow Tar Heels! So if you were watching the NCAA tourney selection show on CBS Sports, my music was playing right as our alma mater Carolina Basketball got announced as a #1 seed! Serendipity baby! Shout to Radical Rob as always!

Make sure you ship your eclipse glasses to Latin America to save the planet by reducing waste! Cuz shipping is magic and doesn’t require fossil fuels and drivers who need to eat shelf stable food with wrappers all over the place…

People think Butker is being anti-equality. But he likely thinks he’s just being a good Christian. Those things are synonymous. If the Bible is the literal, perfect word of an infallible god, then supporting equality means being a bad Christian. Pick a side.

Great week for the Catholic church. Butker gets let off the hook by people who insist he’s not misogynist, he’s just a good Catholic…then the pope throws out the F word while talking about banning gays from the priesthood. At what point do we just call it a hate group?!

What’s more cringe: white yoga, white meditation, or musicals?

Hey U.S. Ski & Snowboard Team is Zoe Z still injured? Did she just not make the team?

If you want to know what it feels like to be atheist, just read any Bible passage aloud but substitute the name “Jesus” with “Derek” or “Brixton.”

Big Day! My first public-facing album, "Face First," came out today. It's a one-man-band progressive metal album that is a bit of a bass feature. Check it out on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube, iHeart...whatever streaming service you use! #progmetal open.spotify.com/album/7pLIKhHa…

The existence of rock salt implies the existence of paper salt and scissors salt

When something goes viral online but has staying power (the Harlem Shake, Ice Bucket challenge, for example) it should be called “bacterial.”

It’s official! Publication date is 5/30. You can check it out and order exam copies here: routledge.com/The-Craft-of-C…

🎧 'The Craft of Contemporary Commercial Music' 2nd Ed is available to preorder. This is an essential read for students preparing for music careers, which assumes no prior knowledge of music theory or audio topics. 🔗 Find it here: spr.ly/6018NXIaa

The saddest person in the room isn’t the quiet one in the corner who looks sad. It’s the person performing joy the loudest.

Losing someone too soon is an involuntary spiritual amputation

At this point, I can’t wait for the civil war. But not Republicans v Democrats, just people willing to fight for Trump v everyone else.

The existence of Japanimation implies the existence of Turkmenistanimation. #oldtrend

THAT JUST HAPPENED 👑 ‼️ lindsey vonn is 🔙🔛🔝 of the downhill podium & wins her 83rd Word Cup victory by over a second 😳 + a top-15 finish for Breezy Johnson to kick off the season (and 7 🇺🇸 in the top-30!!) 💥 #stifelusskiteam