met the previous owner of my home. told her i’m working on the upstairs and she says “we never went up there after we saw ‘we’re trapped in the walls’ carved into the staircase” cool, really nice meeting you, you can take the keys back now.

this week has been unbelievably challenging and i’m sure that this will make it all better.

they really can’t stop you from waking up early, getting an iced coffee, and going to shoot around a bit. completely legal actually.

played in a corporate challenge pickleball tournament today. a real who’s who of executives who don’t know how to print to pdf.

the prophecy

please leave me and my persimmons in peace. thank u.

a friend i hadn’t heard from in a while is struggling with some self compassion stuff and i’ve been struggling with it lately too so we had a heart to heart in the group chat about it. white boy summer truly comes in all shapes and sizes.

imagine coming home from a long day at work and just whipping around on one of these for a while. probably very soothing.

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the

grabbed this at the book store and lo and behold my next tattoo, a japanese raccoon dog whose whole lore is about his tentacles

been a long time hater of this guy. feels good to see him making the international news for being the piece of crap he is.

first day of the class i’m teaching, had students tell me their favorite binge show and 10 said breaking bad which is surprising AND… perhaps… an opportunity