It’s spooky month

Anyone know where I can get the metamorphosised? I would like to wake up a cockroach and live bug life for a while

Words I like: Juxtaposition Saccharine Bespoke Penultimate Unceremonious

It's kind of evil that the two closest people in my life don't like chocolate bc I want to make a texas sheet cake and eat it with my family but guess what it's made of CHOCOLATE

I miss organizing the cigarettes behind the counter at Walgreens, I can't do that job anymore bc Disabled but sometimes I wish they'd just let me come in and put the cigarettes away and then go home

Fuck AI, nothing AI makes will ever be as good as a shitty photoshop job where things are obviously cut and pasted or a hastily scribbled MS paint drawing. The charm is in the human need to create, even with very little skill or practice.

Are your letters on a bookshelf or laid out on the floor? Because usually they're on a bookshelf but then sometimes I become Afflicted all of a sudden and my letters all lay down and it's SO hard to read them

rip kingston brown you would’ve loved canvassing for zohran mamdani

So true bestie...... So like, how would one achieve this? Asking for a friend

Thinking about her today, I miss her so much 😭

Literally got tears in my eyes I'm so excited I went to check his page for signs of life and found the best news ever

I did not know about eat zucchini or spaghetti eat it up until today and can I just say both these songs go way too hard

I think I like straight couples in media the way straight men like lesbian couples and actually I think that's very good and correct of me

They should make socks but cold. They're like socks, but instead of warm, they're cold.