Well, this place is definitely different from the poles... Nice.

"If anyone else asks if I want to Jingle their bells, I might have to start shoving candy canes up their asses."

//New Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer, Not new to RP.

Damn, it's really quiet... Guess that's because their aren't hundreds of elves scurrying around beneath my hooves.

// OhMyGod I never knew there was a TMI fandom on here! Temptation to make a certain Mr Bane is growing...

Aaanyway... Someone want to tell me where the hell I am?

Comet does. He jabs me on the ass with it after. x.com/9gagtweets/sta…

Soo... Just saw someone come back, swearing and yelling. Sounds like my sort of guy.

While Santa's away, the reindeer will play!

Now... What is there to do around here?

@Loki_kiddo ooh, candy!

[Pokes] x.com/tenacioussiren…

@Loki_kiddo This. Is. Awesome!

People shouldn't go waggling things around that they don't want poked.

Rudy sits in a corner, clearly sulking as he clutched his injured hand, scowling at any females who wandered past. He'd learnt his lesson-

// If anyone wants to RP, please let me know!

HOLY BALLS ITS CHRISTMAS EVE

Happy new year, folks. We'll be cracking open the eggnog and gingerbread vodka tonight!