and i've long since known that i'll die like a dog.

you bleed just to know you're alive.

staring at the reader.

"hiiii!!"

" i don't know about that, I look dorky with them."

>:(

" why am I still here"

// she's so dramatic

" ah okay, va bene."

" mhm, your job." she'd sigh and cross her arms

" is your new job to flirt with hot ladies?" She'd stick her tounge out playfully.

" it better be like that!!"

" so you can marry me and get like a billion cats?"

" change that to a definite yes and I'm on board!"

" YESSSS!"

mf why are you talking to an animal. " a bunny? Hm,, I don't know,," spoiler: she doesn't have a good history with bunnies.

she'd walk towards him, staring up to him. " uhm, are we gonna take care of that too...?"

" oh uhm,," she'd try her best not to freak out, looking as nonchalant as possible. " I see,,,!"

// BARB'S OLDER SISTER! i might muse her :3