Frosty… The Giant Ginger

Military medals are Ike pizza parties as rewards in the corporate world. They convince these poor young kids to get treated like shit, die, or kill. All for a little sticker on their jacket.

Periods in your 40s are the WORST. That is all.

ADHD is meal prepping and making a bunch of breakfast burritos for yourself then, getting up to make one and leaving it right next to your keys on the way out the door every morning till you die.

Hey ESPN you suck. You advertise that if I sign up with ESPN+ I can stream the Texas and MSST game today. But that’s not true at all. What the fuck am I paying for?!?

If my life were a couch.

Hook’em or something…. The Giant Ginger this is for you. 😘

My new anthem. ✨🌈💕

I’m leaving twitter, so if you are a friend here and want to stay in contact send me a DM in the next 24 hours before I’m gone for good. 😘

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Vampz But na your man? Tell them the truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hey Blue Cross Blue Shield Association Why is it I signed up for healthcare coverage through my husband’s company in November and you STILL are denying me coverage? FIX THIS NOW. I hate the American healthcare system.