My final happy birthday post for Elizabeth Garnos belongs to Twitter. I hope your 30th has brought you so much happiness! This year is going to be the best yet!

Wheelbarrows not coming already put together is stupid.

It's giving.. silent film #TheBachelor

On dating apps, I have never been asked if an age gap bothered me until I turned 30. Now, so many men ask if I mind that they're younger when the gap is *three years*.

JCPS coaches get CPR and AED training ahead of fall sports season wlky.com/article/jcps-c…

Thanks The Bachelorette , I just had to explain what "he can get it" and zaddy mean to both of my parents #bachelorette #MenTellAll

What's the toilet paper math on how many potential rolls of toilet paper I'm missing out on because of this size change? Both rolls are Cottonelle Ultra Comfort 12 pack. Roll on the right is wider and taller and was bought in February. Roll on the left was bought this week.

Did Taylor Swift hint at/predict dating a Kansas City Chiefs player years ago?

You can't move to the front of the stage acting like the back of the stage

Dad: He's just mostly gay. Me: So he might be bi? Dad: I think he just meets people. He doesn't need to pay for them.

Why did ABC blur the Canadian flag in the limo entrances? #TheBachelor

2020: Chiefs win the Super Bowl Dodgers win the World Series Donald Trump loses the election 2024: Chiefs win the Super Bowl Dodgers win the World Series ????

Happy Halloween. All I need you to do is retweet this post, tag a fellow swiftie, and tell me what night you need. Canada included. I have my reasons. Remember, we are on a plane to Indianapolis to help all weekend and see everyone! Also, we're going through messages and

Giveaway. 🩶 Sec 218 🩶 Nov 3rd. ❤️ (one ticket) You must retweet, fill out the form, and comment why you want to go. Follow me @raleighbowman or have your direct messages open and ready to be FaceTimed. (This is how I match you too) Ends tomorrow.

not one woman who lived through 2016 is allowing herself to be fully excited right now. the body remembers.

What a devastating indictment of our country.

feeling this today heavy!!!!

deadass me rn

Officially waiting for two orange things to drop