update: 61 days in, Joe Biden's 0 golf trips have wasted exactly 0 taxpayer dollars

Every American citizen should be AUTOMATICALLY registered to vote. Pass it on. 🇺🇸

I didn’t & don’t wear a mask because I’m “afraid.” I didn’t & don’t social distance because I’m “afraid.” I did these things & do these things because as a responsible member of a free society I’m looking out for those around me. Because we’ve always been in this thing together.

So we landed a helicopter on Mars but we can’t land a ballot in a mailbox?

200 MILLION shots in under 100 days. That’s leadership. 👏👏

Faux News = Faux Outrage

Okay, let's go there.

no one could have predicted that the party of 'sweep the forest' and 'water-bomb the cathedral' and 'nuke the hurricane' and 'bleach the virus' would also be the party of 'shove the moon'

So let me get this straight: Elon Musk can smoke a joint on Joe Rogan's podcast and SpaceX gets millions in federal contracts, but Sha'Carri Richardson tests positive for THC and she's disqualified from the Olympics?

your reminder that when four American soldiers were killed in Niger in 2017, Trump's response was to say nothing for 12 days and then call one of the widows a liar

This is an absolutely terrible time to be alive if you are a person with a low tolerance for stupidity.

I come from the world of conservative talk radio. And it pains me to say it, but I can’t think of anything doing more damage to our democracy these days than conservative talk radio.

Vaccines are good, actually.

hey this is CVS. we filled your prescription. can u come pick it up in the next 17 seconds or should we light it on fire in the parking lot

I’m curious to see how SCOTUS will convince the majority of the country they don’t know how to read their own Constitution.

your reminder that nobody bludgeoned a cop with a fire extinguisher when the email lady lost her election