Brings me joy to know that Carson Beck’s last throw as a college quarterback was an interception to lose a national championship.

Children having discipline and structure.

i’ve said much worse about a man than taylor swift so like… y’all are weak

everyday scary rn.

i pretend not to see people's embarrassing moments.

wdym it’s the last episode of tell me lies this week

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce

Very much talking to myself.

Screw AI. This was Apple’s greatest innovation.

a shame cause i would’ve sat through 6 more seasons of this satanic friend group terrorizing each other and me

diana runs a TIGHT ship 😭

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

unpopular opinion: conor acts like he’s coming back to stay relevant and the ufc entertains it to also stay relevant.

People are becoming way too comfortable about being horrible human beings

may slomw Miranda’s friend group never find me

convinced my husband would roll over and die if he wasn’t in a group chat texting 24/7

draft day hallelujah