Life be like

Someone was like: Mettaton is married to their couisn...this could mess up their whole life. That person isn't alive anymore.

Why aren't any Napstablooks online or on in general! •Cue crying from Mettaton•

Hey all my new followers just to let you know my DMs are always open so if you want to rp or just talk. I am here

Any of you darlings have Discord? Well if you do please tell me I would love to talk to you

"Umm...well... Alphys said I needed a n-new look."

I will do it!

I GOT TOO MANY GOD DAMN ACCOUNTS TO TAKE CARE OF.....TIME TO DELETE SOME

Ummm Twitter you have three fucking seconds to fix yourself so I can all my notifications

"Muffet I know a way to get you more money!" @Sweetgreedycute

//I hate spiders I used to....Muffet cured me of that fear.....GOD DAMN IT NOW IM SCARED TO KILL ONE AGAIN

"I heard that UF! Papyrus doesn't doesn't respect my UF! Self." Mettaton grabs a chainsaw. "Time to fix that! Watch out @CrankyAssPap !"

"Here darling, I got one for you too."

//Remind me why I don't get in relationships anymore?

"Everyday is leg day!"

•She had a pen in her mouth then tapped it on her hair• "Three shows, five cakes and ten outfits. I'm busy today."

"Sans...was that Papyrus swearing like that?"