Accurate. 😂 facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

Me: Do you love me? 3 years old: yes Me: then why are you so mean to me? 3: because you mess up my life! Me: 😑 #3yearsold #girlmom #sassypants

Me: do you think you want to be a mom someday? 3 year old: no. Me: why not? 3: because moms are stupid. Me: ☹️ 3: *touches my arm and smiles* Oh, but not you. You aren’t stupid. All of the other moms are... facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

I wish this was a real thing... I think I could benefit from this. 🧐 facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

Hear that? That’s everything rattling whenever we walk through the dining room. 😆 . . . #oldhouse #oldhouseproblems #historichomes #129yearoldhouse #builtin1890 #over100yearsold #originalhardwoodfloors... facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

My birthday date night!! So excited for indoor skydiving. I’ve been wanting to do this forever but we’ve always been too broke or I’ve been too pregnant. 😆 . . . #datenight #nokidsnight #nokids #indoorskydive... facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

Um... that was AWESOME. 😄 . . . #ifly #iflychicago #redjumpsuit #couldntstopsmiling #indoorskydive #somuchfun #ahhhhhhhhhh #definitelydoingthatagain #glamorouslifeilive #bestbirthdaygift #birthdaypresent

3 years old: Look at the spinny things! Those are my favorite! . . . #roadtrip #springbreak #4kids #windmills #indiana #tennesseebound #thingskidssay #whatkidssay #minivanlife #glamorouslifewelive #glamorouslifeilive facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

ROAD TRIP TIP: Order your food for pick up online before you get to the restaurant. There’s nothing worse than standing in line with restless, hungry kids. 🚙 🌮 . . . #chipotle #roadtripwithkids... facebook.com/16192482717094…

Gorgeous day for a family hike through the @cumberlandgapareatourism. 😎 . . . #springbreak #tennessee #hike #familyhikes #4kids #hikingwithkids #roadtrip #roadtrippingwithkids #mountainhike #cumberlandgap... facebook.com/16192482717094…

Sad to report that Eloise now says “ballet” instead of “balallet” and she no longer calls apple seeds “apple nuts” (as in “I’m going to eat this apple all the way to the nuts!” 😂). But it’s all good because... facebook.com/16192482717094…

Why is that when kids put ear plugs in they suddenly become silent mimes?? 🤪😆 . . . #earplugs #earplugssilencechildren #mime #littleweirdo #silenceisgolden #glamorouslifeilive facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

3 year old talking to grandpa: Grandma’s daughter is very mean. Me: Hey! I’m grandma’s daughter! 3: Uh huh, yep, you were very mean today. Me: 🙄 Grandpa: 😆 #3yearsold #talkswithgrandpa #grandparents... facebook.com/16192482717094…

Mom life is ROUGH, you guys. I know you all get it. Today started out so good and then everything turned south this afternoon. I’m glad the day is over. We’ll try again tomorrow. facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

Eeekk! So nervous but so excited! Getting my hair done today and doing something a little different. 😬 Can’t wait to show you the results!! facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

DONE!! I love it!! Thanks so much to Raquel at URBAN STYLE SALON & SPA. She’s super talented and totally went above and beyond my expectations. 😍 facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

Been MIA for the last few days! Just busy living life. 😄 facebook.com/glamorouslifei…

I know I complain about our rental house a lot, but one thing that I do love is that we are within walking distance of so much. Today we took a walk across the river to get some ice cream. Afterward we played... facebook.com/16192482717094…

This totally made me chuckle. 😆 Happy Monday!! facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. 💁🏻‍♀️ facebook.com/story.php?stor…