Deep mists envelop #glaggleland and riding the ride known as “Stay inside with your windows Shit” has opened for business

#giggle gone wild 😛! This #glaggleland throwback is our first mascot,?5$3 Worm

Noise play s on

We don’t sell alcoholic sodas anymore. Instead, Joao’s Drink Cask provides everyone 2-3 sips of Bip Pritter’s Mystery Clots, which accomplish the #same results 😁 that’s the way the old ball bounces

Paint Chip Sunday. May #god have mercy on us all!

God if you can hear me make sure this #glaggleland train enters the station square and true. If you can hear me make sure these cars get to their deatination and those who ride too

New ride we put you in that one

Don’t even sweat it

They don’t tell you about this #glaggleland top:

They don’t tell you about this #glaggleland tip: the rides and shapes and things seen have the ability to blow minds and change your life. Download our app out QR code scanner our soft drink machine service will get you drinks for the price paid and options of what you need

Our millionth #glaggleland guest lives in here! Rest easy, Doug

The first #glaggleland kids menu sits inside the Ciliate House Carnival region of the park. Find it and order a #big Delicious!

The rides:

Remember?

get cups and fill them with #soda

Every Time Tuesday is Cancelled until further notice. Somebody puked in the lemon lime pond and the whole system is down

SwawS

It’s alively day in Glaggleland