Why the fuck would you put every dollar to your name on an NFL preseason game 💀 people are so bad at sportsbetting it’s comical

Your best advice to this kid moving into college is DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS. It’s all a circus. All these right wing and left wing influencers are clowns and will make you miserable and dumb as fuck. Just enjoy being in college man everything is so political these days

What’s the over under on amount sportsbetting influencers on X being incels? I got it at 87% for the over 13% for the under 💀 like holy shit

Mixed race chicks are literally some of the hottest chicks on the planet you virgin

First play of the college football season! Blowout winner 💸 Iowa st/kansas st un52.5 ✅

This is fucking insane. Paul Skenes through 50 career starts: 294 IP 351 K 2.02 ERA 0.94 WHIP Only Vida Blue (2.01) has a lower ERA through 50 starts since 1920.

Marlins First 5 innings ML (1unit) Reasoning : Spencer Strider (5-11, 5.24 ERA) starts for the Braves, but he’s endured a brutal August with a 15.43 ERA across three outings, surrendering 20 earned runs and 29 hits in just 11.2 innings while showing declining velocity and

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Twins/Bluejays over8.5 (1unit) Reasoning : let’s start with the pitching. Bailey Ober (4-7, 5.05 ERA, 1.32 WHIP) has struggled significantly, posting a 6.25 ERA over his last seven starts (0-4 record, 44 hits and 28 earned runs allowed in 40.1 innings). He’s surrendered 25 home

Saints won’t win a game this year 💀

Boston Redsox First 5 innings ML (1unit) Reasoning: The Red Sox are in the hunt for an AL Wild Card spot with strong offensive rankings (fourth in MLB for runs scored at 5 per game, .253 team batting average) and pitching (3.69 team ERA, fifth in MLB), while the Orioles are

SOUTH FLORIDA +6 (1unit) Reasoning 🧠: Byrum Brown’s return as a dual-threat QB: Senior quarterback Byrum Brown, who was limited to just five games in 2024 due to a leg injury, is back healthy and poised for a bounce-back. In 2023, he threw for 3,292 yards and 26 touchdowns

That’s what you call a lock 🔐🤝💰 3-0-1 so far for you guys this week!

You guys want a College football or MLB play today? Going for 4-0 today! 10 likes and I’ll drop today’s free play 🔥

App st/Charlotte ov48.5 (1unit) (available on ESPNbet) REASONING: weak defenses. Both units bled points last season—App State at 32.9 PPG allowed (95th nationally) and Charlotte at 35.1 PPG (121st)—creating opportunities for opposing offenses to rack up scores. Charlotte’s

Nevada/Penn State un55.5 (1unit) Reasoning: look for a defensive showcase and conservative game script. Penn State’s defense, ranked eighth nationally last season by allowing just 16.5 points per game, returns key pieces like Zane Durant and Dani Dennis-Sutton on the line, along

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Who else is beyond pumped for tomorrow?!