If I die, I'm haunting you.

Because I'd be dead.

This is why I no longer love you. -_-

I hate you.

…………………

She has that effect on people.

I can't help it. Something about you pisses me off and makes me happy at the same time.

I never called you crazy.

It is not.

That you're annoying.

Sarah. You don't love me. What does my opinion matter to you?

I'm trying to let you go Sarah. That is what /you/ wanted.

Jade. Go bog yourself.

If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive.

The Great Lies of BDSM (and a few others) that submissive women tell dominant men: I really want you to be in charge

When in doubt, OBEY More BDSM Humor: dld.bz/bdsmhumor8