Used NYC token to buy drugs Eric Adams 👍

Maccabi House Tehran would go so hard

The people in front of me at self checkout rn

I had a trouble maker of a friend growing up. One time during the Super Bowl he went upstairs to his family room and sparked up a bowl in front of his parents and coughed out saying, “It’s the Super Bowl.” Weed was highly illegal then. Didn’t see much of him after that

Like this tweet if you’re not at the Super Bowl im trying to see something

James hype is now the new Ayatollah

Government said I did such lousy job working this year so now they want a refund

Fuck TheLAraver it’s all about Iraqiraver

OpenCLAWSA

Crazy how traffic exists when people can just drive faster

Used baking powder instead of baking soda to clean my fruit and accidentally made a cake

Who are the burners that everyone hates and who should I hate

Dan Hurley a bitch

I thought SpaghettiOs was a new software update x.com/i/trending/204…

Going to start telling short people that they look like they get out rebounded

Hey MOHELA what’s with all the security. No one is gonna log in and make an extra payment on my loans stupid fucks