Heartbreaking 💔 forever 20

Cracker 🤣

Yessss

Surely it happens now?

That should not be offside

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Woke up to use the jacks , can’t bk asleep now WOW , Alexander Isak is a red never In doubt

Sunderland are 11 places higher than Newcastle in the league who could blame the lad for wanting to join the champions

BREAKING: A topless Luke Edwards has been spotted in Newcastle city centre, shouting "ONCE AGAIN FOR THE HARD OF HEARING ISAK IS NOT FOR SALE!" at a group of confused pigeons. More to follow.

Any Newcastle fans suffer from Alexander Isak ptsd please call (0818) go fuck yourselves 😎

How about we celebrate the great signings without disrespecting the PL champions?

BREAKING: Liverpool set to be expelled from the Champions League for fielding an ineligible player. Newcastle's Alexander Isak, who is not for sale, played in Liverpool's win over Atletico Madrid despite the fact that he's NOT FOR SALE. [Luke Edwards] P.S - NOT FOR SALE

Another international break after next week, that’s a fucking joke

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They allow that clown on a podcast with ex pro’s to talk about football, not a brain cell between them 2 , united are fucking shit

Fuck Trent and any of his poxy cheerleaders, he’s a rat 🐀 end of

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5 hours until Moyes ball v Fulham at The Boo Camp, and over 6,500 tickets remain on sale! People’s club

Highly over rated , cause he’s English same with palmer good footballers no were near the best in the world 🤙🖕