One of the best feelings in music is recognizing a sample

Can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

Ok Ngl that’s enough winter for me let’s wrap this up

If you’re gifting me a car I shouldn’t have to pay a car note

once an 18 wheeler get next to me idc what the speed limit is, i gotta go😭😂

wha happen wen i'm gonna takin the playstation

If I like your story on your birthday that mean happy birthday, shit i'm tired

the sun been out everyday not doing SHIT 😭

Man Glorilla’s sista got me CRYIN😭 she tombout do you know how embarrassing it is to be at the club & everybody saying that’s Glo sister then I walk outside & get in a Malibu den I gotta lie & say aw my other car in da shop LMFAOOO GURL😭😭😭

bad bunny should’ve brought out joseline

as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

“Tell everyone your name and three fun things about you”

my homegirl just told this nigga “you buying J’s & ain’t bought a car “ that nigga went off & said “ bitch when you find a car for $220 you lmk stanking ass hoe” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand.

buying me stuff as well

Big Sean stupid ass started off a song with “Wobble-dy, wobble-dy, wa-wobble, wobble” and made millions so why would I give up on anything I’m doing.

smoking on that shit that made annie ok

this is actually so crazy like my bf rlly decorated the entire publix cus he knew i was coming here today 😭😭😭 like omg i feel so loved 💕 (monkeyified the lady for anonymity)

me, attempting to vent: idk like it’s just idk man idk

Bitch went bob for Valentine's .. unbelievable