Severed marching band sounds so fun like I want that

Tramell Tillman in severance is kind of the best casting choice ever

Should I lowkey watch the Pitt

Need Walton Goggins linen suit from when he threatens that old man

I do really think it would be nice to have a little cat hanging around in my room

“Recession indicator” doesn’t mean “things that happened in 2008.” Btw

some things about to happen in my life that might change everything forever

been thinking about getting into Star Wars just bc I have a big crush on Anakin skywalker

Square tortillas?

Why’d I think labubu was like pyramid scheme leggings

ate cheese and half a bottle of wine for dinner and then a Spanish girl read my tarot cards #europe

Afraid of my feelings for Nathan fielder

Accidentally got so hungry I can’t eat 🙄

Lowkey coming around on Labubu

Put my phone off dark mode for the first time in years.. I feel free

Breakfast is the only meal to really capture the sweet/savory combo

The most classic states for someone to be from are New Jersey, Massachusetts, and Georgia, everything else makes me go oh really?

Zoo2pia? 2topia? 2ootopia?

nothing better for fixing the crippling anxiety of perfectionism than to realize how ridiculously stupid everyone else is all the time

this summer was the summer of buying clothes I fear