When somebody says some hating shit in a playful way u gotta watch them forever

Those beautiful hard working women who smoke like grown men when they get off be a vibe

Normalize planning your friends entire surprise birthday party so they can enjoy it without having anxiety

Scorpios really never forgive. How you madd at somebody for something they did to you 18 years ago?

When a woman leaves you for herself, she won’t be back.

Stop asking me questions in this heat idk & idgaf😅

Random: I miss arguing with my science teacher

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Me: What y’all drinking? Let’s Take a shot

Don’t invite me no where for the rest of this summer because ima go

How y’all be letting family members take your child for a whole summer? THATS CRAZY. Max is a week.. MAYBE 2. But people be like yeah my kid in Florida with his family for the summer.. WHAT??? NO WAY

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure nobody try you?

Y’all really be asking people do they have a bathroom while you inside their house, that’s crazy

Once i really leave you alone I’m done for good.. That’s why it take me so long...