Hello Twitter friends. I know we've all had a very difficult year this year so I PAID SOOTY AND SWEEP TO GIVE US ALL A PEP TALK

Is that a kangaroo shower curtain? #bbcqt

Happy Christmas one and all, Staring at the bloomin wall, Remembering the yuletides grand, With all the folk we couldn’t stand. Keep your distance! Keep away! Don’t touch me! Pant the other way! And please God, send a better one, For bloomin 2021.

Get vaccinated. It's free and it can save your life.

I have had the joy, this past week, of listening through the Company soundtrack and wondering why I'd never listened before. RIP #Sondheim Such a legacy x

Just discovered #Wordle - Late to the party, as ever.

Wordle 210 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Fascinated to see that Rory Stewart decants his alphabetti spaghetti into a pickle jar. #HowTheOtherHalfLives #classy

A song for Priti Patel. Sorry your flight got cancelled hun #RwandaNotInMyName #RwandaDeportation

There will be times in life when people will let you down, but try not to let yourself down.

One vigil done, three more to do before dawn

The Queue - The Musical

This has been an absolute delight to listen to over the past month. Quite sad it's disappearing tomorrow.

What do you get if you cross a genius with an actor at the very height of their powers? This 👍

This video from Norwich City FC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

At this stage, even The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is looking at Suella Braverman and saying "that's a bit much, mate".

Not for the first time, laughing and crying at #Corrie whilst marvelling at the talent of their writers.

This explains the priorities of this tory government. #newsnight