from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

forgot dry shampoo and perfume so i went to sephora to test their products hehe

“forgive & forget” WRONG!! SAW BATHROOM!!! 🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚🌀🛁🩸🧩🚽🪚

the birthday depression has begun

breakup world tour next stop: amsterdam

just saw a girl w a bedazzled outline of hello kitty on her hijab. fuck yeah

got a $1 tax refund from massachusetts lmfao

i hope the second season of heated rivalry includes ryan and fabian from tough guy

My steak too juicy my lobster too buttery my bigs too natural

BIG DRINK

i need the bisexual and wasian hate to Please Stop

need to start a running list of all the dog breeds i meet (i know way too many so i get very excited when i finally see one lol)

this weekend my friend told me that she loves how "openly displeased" i am lmaoooo

i'm staying w my friend sam in amsterdam. he's 6'4" (full foot taller than me me) so everything is for his height. i keep knocking shit over while showering and it's fucking hilarious like i am destroying his home because i'm short

APPARENTLY i'm obviously american because i'm loud so my friend told me i needed to act more european. bitch i am on vacation

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud