ATTENTION SUBARU OWNERS: This is your friendly reminder that AWD is not a personality and it’s definitely not a forcefield. You too, can hit a guardrail.

Two facts: A) BYD blade battery is the safest in the world. B) dying in a fire is THE most painful way to go.

There was no locally assembled good Corolla. I tried to negotiate the little roundabout on zahoor elahi road in a ‘99 2.0d it refused to budge, straight onto the concrete. I bought a SE Saloon in 2004, 1.6 auto, zippy and 4 wheel disc brakes but they would lock at 40km/h. It got

My bootlegger used to drive diesel corollas. He’d replace it every two years and get a new one. His last corolla was a 2010 diesel in black, immaculate condition and I made him promise he would sell it to me. I wanted it just for nostalgia and because Indus stopped making those.

Damn I have so many Corolla stories. The only time I got serious shit from my mom was when I sneaked out in a Corolla belonging to a family friend as a 14 year old.

Username has 26 and she signed up in 2018 so she should be 34 now. Assuming the dad had her at 25 he’s 59 which makes the suitor 57 years old. Sure go for it.

The dog will eat most of it like every good cheese I get.

This is why we are called the third world.

Done with lasagne and salmon now we do bhaiyya kabab.

A whole bottle, three rounds of food all before 11 and I feel nothing. Time for drugs.

2010s a friend bought a ‘98 Prado that was bulletproof. With so many of us gathered he decided to show off, grabbed a pistol and shot at the rear window. What he did not know that the bulletproof glass cracks even if the bullet is stopped. “Penchod sheesha tut gaya” B.Iqbal

Night basant allowed@@@!

36500 dead but we only have 1.5 AI generated images as proof. Okey dokey

My driver: Thanedar s/o Khanadar

Organised disinformation campaign with the usual suspects saying tens of thousands killed in Iran is a precursor to full scale assault on Iran. We will be left with another failed state on our borders.

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Dessert after steak dinner.

Sound familiar?

First the songs and now this. So, so afraid. dawn.com/news/1969196/a…

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