Hilary Duff is short for Hilarious Duffelbag

Throne of Blood 蜘蛛巣城 (1957) Akira Kurosawa.

Everytime I get notification from my Apple Watch I’m like cool someone wants to talk to me, only to told I’m in a loud environment. A) bitch I know B) well fuck me I guess

I have 1 day to use my last audible credit. What am I picking?

William Friedkin (1935 — 2023)

🩸WE WANT 2 GIG IN YOUR TOWN 🩸 . Hit us up to book!

What’s depressing… Is the vast majority have no idea what’s going on at conference… No idea that the party is now hard-right, authoritarian & conspiracist …and yet some might still vote Tory because they heard somewhere that Labour would tax meat & limit shopping trips.

#PS5Share, #ARMOREDCOREVIFIRESOFRUBICON 🤺

Me when I’m number 71 in McDonald’s and the staff member calls out 70 & 72

Audiotree hosts: “so yeah great to have you here, the records sick , very exciting times. So yeah what shampoo do you use on your pets?”

Report them, or throw them off a bridge. Your choice ( I heavily imply the 2nd choice) .

Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.

So for those who are boycotting the show on ITV that is giving a platform to a certain person here are some tips on how to hit them where it hurts. 1. do NOT click on any articles/news reports relating to it - clicks create revenue /1

Did power trip have the actual best riffs?

Who up knocking they loose rn #nocap #bussin #knockedloose

Elon musk is a fucking freak. Fuck this app. Fuck trump. Fuck the rich. Free Palestine . Peace.

Urge the UK government to call for an immediate restart of an enduring ceasefire and an end to Israel’s genocide against Palestinians in Gaza now. Add your name here: amnesty.org.uk/actions/demand…