My boss just appointed me as his sexual consultant. His exact words were, “When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.”

Do NOT buy Nintendo UK 2ds !! Poor quality, fell from 7yr olds lap whilst sitting onto carpeted floor once !and both screens imploded , not a single mark on the case , Nintendo UK verdict not a fault #ripoff #poorservice #notchildfriendly

the genius of Ricky Gervais' tony in after life is how he can make you cry and cry and then tear you a new one a second later

Cute !! David Labrava

A holocaust survivor dies of old age. Goes to heaven. Meets God.... And tells God a holocaust joke. God says: I don’t find that funny. Survivor says: well. I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE! Mic Drop..... And This is why I Love Ricky Gervais

18 years ago today on September 11th...... 2602 Civilians 343 Firefighters 60 Police Officers 8 Paramedics All went to work for a normal day. None of them saw past ten a.m. #wewillneverforget

#LondonBridge

Still don't really know how they managed this... 😂 Watch #RedBullSoapboxRace all through the holidays on @DaveChannel

Don’t you love it when your parked up McDonald's because you order a fillet of fish and not only does it take 10 mins to cook it but they literally throw together a grand Mac then to add insult injury they don’t even give you your nuggets that you paid for #poorservice #ripoff

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New pews ak47 and custom painted p90 ( airsoft toys not real steel)

Honestly Jim, we don’t know either..