Morning #ukgiftam - just having a little blitz on Muppets! I did a load last year and I’d love to find them homes… here’s a little thread. And of course. I have some MEEPS! in colour ombré and black and white… (£45/35) just comment MEEP and I’ll get in touch if you want one…

Not on holiday? Hating everyone that is? Sweltering in an office? How about a little bit of holiday art to placate you... imagine yourself just watching the yachts coming in, and going back out again... Sail of the century, innit? #mhhsbd #artforsale Link below

I’ve got cards for new houses And some for poonamis Cards for your loved ones And rain and tsunamis They’re for all occasions And mostly are blank There’s even a card for When Hamsters kick plank Quality Daftness to shove up people’s post’oles. Please RT Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

Yes. You can sing this to “Raindrops on roses” :D

If your love of art lends itself to the macabre, how about this? For when you’re dead, but still wanna look pretty Dead Pretty, graphite drawing ko-fi.com/s/47687e59a6 #mhhsbd #ukgiftam

Hallowe’en Pumpkin BUNNEH is also looking for a new home… Original Artwork from 2020 from the animals in sweaters time! ko-fi.com/s/d14ee76355 #mhhsbd #ukgiftam

Christmas SHORKS you day? Completed em, mate #mhhsbd #ukgiftam dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/743921…

As I’m socially responsible my Partridge in a Swear Tree card comes in full fat Sweary and “radio edit” versions - if you don’t want to teach wee Jimmy to say Bollocks and Minge in front of Grandma… #mhhsbd #ukgiftam Sweary dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/657556… Not dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/643727…

Fenella Fuktoff - my POed witch is the perfect card for menopausal women, hallowe’en bdays and people who’ve HAD IT UP TO HERE & would like to put a POX on everything. Blank for your message. Also see - Fuckit Fairy. Wiv glittery bits! #mhhsbd #ukgiftam dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/114507…

Who thinks I should have a go at doing some of these in Lundun? Not sure it will work as well without the blues of the sea, but… I dunno.

There’s a Hello Again discount in my Kofi Shop items this month. So if you’re looking for early Cmas pressies or wanna treat yourself… have a look! Loads of painted rocks and things, original artwork and prints available ko-fi.com/dippyfish/link… #mhhsbd #shopindie

Use HELLOAGAIN code at checkout to get 15% off prints of this robbin’ bastid - as I celebrate being back from holiday by bombarding you with “Christ I need to make some money” content :D #originalartwork #mhhsbd #shopindie ko-fi.com/s/4a98f37526

I am making soup. It’s SPOOKY, SOUPY SEASON! Here are a couple of appropriate cards of mine… Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #shopindie #halloween #autumn #mhhsbd

It’s that time again, if you want to get prepared early… #cwordseptember #shopindie #ukgiftam #shopsmall

Having given these two cards to my great nieces for their birthdays, the excitement and the fact they keep showing everyone them shows how amazing they are, thank you Amelia Clark, lover of flagons Dippyfishcards for the gorgeous, unique and fabulous cards! #shopindie etsy.com/uk/shop/dippyf…

Just sold one of these and it’s off to the States! :D hi YAH… #mhhsbd #shopindie #shopsmall dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/590976…

"We're like fuckin sand. If there's a habitable arse crack on this planet, you'll find fuckin millions of us"😂😂😂😂😂🇮🇪 #Garron

LOL Catherine O'Hara is too funny #Emmys

Cat-thedral grotesque The Notre Dam is hirin’ And so this is my audition I wanna be an gargoyle Growling thus, in this position Quasi Modo’s tuna stash is Wot has mah bells ringing Throw over Esmeralda mate Beside me, she is minging #kittyditties #poem #cat

My middle wee bro bought *me* <ok, ok then - his daughter> a puppy… LOOK EVERYONE. LOOK UPON HIS CUTENESS AND DESPAIR Meet TEDDY!!!! Our new ruler… I can’t wait for cuddles