the worms will NOT care about how many wrinkles u have when they see ur delicious corpse in the dirt they will be sooo excited to host a feast with all their friends. u will be the most special guest at the worm dinner party and it’ll all be ok♥️

Forcing disabled people to jump through dozens of hoops just to get drugs they need to survive because some abled people abused it is ableism.

All u gotta do is get so deviously betrayed and bamboozled 1 time in ur life of purity to change the entire trajectory of ur relationships to any human ever

Bro I have to use a controlled substance just to fold my laundry.

La La Land for people on SSRI’s

It Happened To Me: I Thought I Was Too Cool To Care About The Eclipse Last Week But In Doing So I Denied A Fundamental Truth About Myself (Loving Being A Part Of Things) And Now It's Today And I Don't Have Glasses

people who dont get periods i cant tell you how maddening it is to go clinically insane once a month for like 40 years and for some reason your brain CANNOT suggest “well this might be your period” every single time it goes “i guess this is the big one finally. you’re insane now”

that guy was such a fake freak

Every time we stop at a gas station this shelf talks to me like the green goblin mask

Ain’t found anything funny since March 11, 2020 fr.

These mfs at Ubisoft freaky asf bro

“he is risen! glory be to god” being posted to their instagram stories by the meanest girls you’ve ever met

whoever did the intro animation for Grease really hated her ass

the sun

I’m sick of women having to tell our abortion stories & beg for our humanity.

What about men’s abortion stories 🧐

When did you benefit from not being forced into fatherhood? How did it help your career? What were you free to pursue instead of becoming a teen dad??

the e.l.f. marketing team??? 😭

More than 1 million Georgians may have been exposed to 'forever chemicals' in their water systems that may cause cancer and other health problems, the Environmental Protection Agency reports.

Georgia's highest numbers were found in Clayton County and Augusta.