i actually recommend dating men from twitter because they know how unhinged and annoying i am and still want to kiss me

what they don’t tell u about therapy is that you have to constantly address things you have been avoiding your entire life and it’s so much work and mentally draining i can’t believe i pay for this anyways i’ll see you later today deborah

BTW: Sarah Jama is openly defying the keffiyeh ban in the Ontario legislature.

#onpoli

fellas is it gay to drink smoothies

that man you made eye contact with for 2.5 seconds on the subway is your soulmate

hope those emails find u well today

always a good night when the sixers lose 🫶🏽

the knicks are fun as hell

The NBA is simply unwatchable without Jontay Porter

just let out my first deep breath in 3 hours

that was so fucking sexy holy fuck

if you need me i’ll be passed out in the nearest ditch

sixers/knicks is just villanova propaganda

do linus ullmark and jeremy swayman kiss on the lips

wish i didn’t root for a hockey team that hurts my feelings but here we are

having to root against kyle lowry

cannot believe ryan reaves is playing playoff hockey in the year of our lord 2024

i’ve never said a bad thing about max domi ever