The 6 cans of Guinness in the fridge trying to tempt me on a school night

🚨 NEW: The Lib Dems have reported Keir Starmer to his own Ethics Adviser for breaching the Ministerial Code

REMINDER‼️This is Nathan Poole - a young dad from Stoke. He was jailed for 30 MONTHS after shouting "Who the fuck is Allah?" during Southport-related disorder. The judge said Poole, 32, displayed 'hostility towards Islam' - which isn't even a crime under UK law. Allahu

Richard Keys with his daughter’s mate.

Rosenior 100% did all of his coaching courses on BBC Bitesize

Gary Neville getting called a fcking wanker is not what I expected to see on a Monday morning, but it is delightful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

POV: You’re an American tourist visiting London, Paris, or Berlin in 2026.

Thought that was Saeed at 1st glance.

Declan is way more overrated

UK: "we’re banning cigarettes to protect you" Also UK: *imports infinity violent criminals*

This Wayne’s World remake looks terrible

I don't smoke. But isn't it weird that the UK can ban smoking for everyone born after 2008, but they can't do an inquiry into the nation's gang rapists because it might offend mostly Pakistani Muslims who raped a million girls since the 1960s?

Free to watch on ITV, 19:45pm kick off, no HD, no VAR, 4 team group phase, Clive Tyldesley on commentary 🤌🏾 The beautiful game before it was ruined 😢🕊️

Basil the Great

I'll have one "Diarrhea on The Beach" shot please

State of Alan Pardew.

Conor Meth Gregor

“Hello Jackie, you look nice. Want to buy some Smack?”

Keir Starmer making breakfast