Everyone talks about male loneliness epidemic but no one talks about the hot, successful and smart girl who can’t find suitable partner cus dating in this day and age is equivalent to an involuntary check in at the mental hospital.

makeup doesn’t expire if you’re pure of heart 💛

acc howlin like go away 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“First in my bloodline to”

My ex bf messaged my pal on insta that he had NEVER MET cause he was upset that I blocked him tell me how women are more emotional than men Lmaoooo

Only took me 3 years to listen to fall out boys so much (for) stardust am getting better

"What's your DOB"

People really just be having kids. No real thought or intention behind it

Men: We're providers Women: Ok, so provide Men: No, you gold digging bitch!

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

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Literally me but it's 8pm