Girl, I’ve been getting ‘the ick’ over men since before you were born. Back then we called it coming to your senses.

Oh yeah, I definitely hit a wall as I got older. A wall of being sick of people’s shit.

Suella Braverman described rough sleeping as ‘a lifestyle choice’. It takes a sociopathic amount of ignorance to come out with a statement like that. Yet here we are, these emotionally-stunted privileged wankers are running the country.

Did we land on the moon…? And when I say “we”, I mean you and I specifically; I’m trying to find the guy I did acid with at Reading Festival in ‘95…

I thought I was submissive but turns out I'm just super polite.

The Awoo chronicles

Don’t say that Don’t say that Don’t say that —me, right before I say that

The best news of the day. So happy for Luís Diaz and his family ❤️

she’s a 10 but she likes to stay home on weekends so she’s a 20

My dealer hoping to get more business by asking me to ‘reefer a friend’

Seems legit.

The best 87 seconds of your day is here x.com/Davolaar/statu…

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty dissapointed in them ever since though.

I’ve never tried crack but I’ve had those crispy coated peanuts which I imagine is kinda the same

THE SCOUSER IN OUR TEAM

Desperately needing everyone to like you is an illness; as long as dogs like you, you're doing okay.

The Scottish have gone too far this time.

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I like my men like I like my Christmas tree…. pining for me.

"I've never seen anything like this Liverpool crowd." Liverpool play Arsenal at Anfield this evening. In 1964, Panorama's John Morgan was in attendance for the same fixture, where he was awestruck by the Liverpool fans singing pop on the Kop.