Here’s my wild birth story: I gave birth and then 24 hours later I tried to tell my ex how to put a diaper on our infant and he looked at me and said “go fuck yourself” and now it’s been 8 years and I have to interact with him twice a week and it makes me want to scream

Passing down a calm nervous system from generations to generations.

When I tell you my southern spirit wants a wrap around porch so bad

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day:

#Borderlands4 is officially in active development 🎮

I don’t think we have ever seen hater consistency like this. It’s admirable even

When things go sideways, people really show you how they never had your back, like you had theirs.

ya, he put me on the strongest soldiers list this year. again.

Don’t ever destroy someone’s character with a lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

Men stay with women they hate for the same reason they married a woman they hated in the first place. Because they’re lazy and the benefits of having someone take care of your children, your meals, your home, and your calendar for free greatly outweigh the costs of not liking

Me after 3 ranked games on overwatch 2 😭

I can’t lie I ain’t been the same ever since that big d*** fked me